There's really no polite way of saying this... who wants to see up Alexandra's skirt?

Posted by: 3am
13/11/09
11:26 am

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This picture of Alexandra Burke showing off her spangly knickers - and a whole lot more besides - on stage in Manchester has started an interesting conversation in the 3am office, based on what our preferred term is for, erm, that area. And by "that area", we don't mean Manchester.

Given Alexandra's outfit, we think that "it" should definitely be called a "twinkle" in this case (although one of the grotty boys here said we could just go with "berk" given that it's rhyming slang for... er, Google it). But really, this is all besides the point. What we really need to know is, what the hell possessed her to wear such a short dress when, after a year of popstardom, she ought to know exactly where the photographers' lenses are going to be pointing (and photographers' lenses is not a euphemism for cock).

Pic: Xposure