Look away now if you don't want to know what Jedward are singing on this week's X Factor

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29/10/09
02:02 pm

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Well, well, well, someone's been a bit careless. By someone, we mean either John or Edward, as there's no way we can tell which of them this is in the picture.

However, our amazingly powerful Photoshop programme eyes have uncovered a secret, as we can tell what JohnOrEdward is clutching - the lyrics to Queen's We Will Rock You. So, now we know what the twins are singing for Rock Week on Saturday's show and we'll probably be severely reprimanded by the scary secretive types at The X Factor.

Further investigation indicates that Jedward will, in fact, be covering the 5ive version of the track ie. the one with all the stupid raps in it. We can't wait to hear two Irish boys pretending to be an English boy band pretending to be American rappers pretending to be Queen. Or something. We got a bit lost there.

Sorry if we've ruined your lives by letting this particular cat out of the bag. But, like, duh, you should have paid attention to the headline. Anyway, cheer the hell up and get rehearsing those high handclaps.

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