While you were sleeping...

Kerry Katona is terrified that the new video of her doing the hokey cokey in her bathroom will ruin her career (because obviously we all thought she was a clean-living Buddhist type before) (The Mirror)

Jack Tweed's been evicted - and this time we don't think Davina will be talking him through his best bits (The Sun)

Lily Allen breaks down in tears on stage - and probably regrets wearing that eye make-up (Daily Mail)

And, in the most predictable about-turn ever, Paula Abdul wants her Idol job back (TMZ)