Best news evvvvvvvvvver for all you girls that dream about having 12 inches of Edward Cullen/RPattz all to yourself...

Posted by: 3am
20/11/09
03:28 pm

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As we wish we hadn’t discovered that time we didn’t heed dad’s advice not to go mooching round grandad’s shed, you’re never too old to play with dolls.

And for those of us that should know better in the first place for lusting after a supposed teenage vampire (although Cullen’s acsh a hundred-odd, not seventeen, so acsh, it’s wrong the other way, which may not make it better but hey ho), the Barbie people are set to release a limited edition of Twilight dolls.

Yes, the Cullen doll looks sod all like RPattz and probably smells better.

Yes, there are other Twilight dolls out there already.

But the hair may be able to tickle the parts that other objects used for inappropriate functions can't reach.

Added bonus: there certainly wouldn't be any problem with stubble rash with this smoothy-smooth smoothy.

And but and but and moreover - we haven’t had the opportunity to make the joke about playing with 12 inches of RPattz before, so we’re doing it now.

Stop thinking about his cock. It’s rude.

(Pic: Splashnews.com)