This is actually very, very sad...

• Posted by: 3am
• 19/01/10
• 04:46 pm

Heidi Montag has been explaining the reasons behind her TEN plastic surgeries and it’s really quite depressing.

The Hills, er, random went under the knife two months ago and had (in one session): A brow lift, her ears pinned back, Botox in the forehead, a nose job, fat injections in her cheeks and lips, a chin reduction, neck liposuction, breast augmentation revision, lipo on her waist and thighs and an arse augmentation.

It’s actually heartbreaking to watch the 23 year old (yes, 23) looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein in this video, telling everyone she feels like the dog's bollocks.

Heidi says: “I love my body. I still feel a little fragile, but I've never felt more beautiful and sexier. I didn't know I could have this much confidence.

“I see an upgraded version of me. It's a new face and a new energy. It's a new person and I feel like almost all of the things I didn't want to be and who I turned into kind of got chiselled away. So I'm very excited for the world to see the new me and a real me.”

But in reality, Heidi’s perfectly lovely face is ruined, she can’t change her expression and she’s aged about 20 years. Worse – is that her husband Spencer Pratt is now better looking than she is.

Even Heidi’s co-stars think she looks like a twat (our words, not theirs).

Audrina Partridge said: “I think it's a case of  ‘each to their own’ but 10 procedures in one day is a little much,” with Lo Bosworth adding: “I hope that girls don't read the article, look at the decisions that Heidi made, and think that's normal”.

Hmm.

PS. That's actually Jocelyn Wildenstein in the pic above, not Heidi. See Heidi's take on Jocelyn in the video...

Pics: SplashNews.com