Sounds like Paris has remembered that she hasn't done anything newsworthy for a while...
POSTED BY: 3am 03/08/09 | 10:42AM
World's most boring famous person has world's most boring wedding
POSTED BY: 3am 03/08/09 | 03:54PM
Which is stupider - Delta's boyfriend or Delta's shoes?
POSTED BY: 3am 12/08/09 | 04:38PM
Dannii has a very good reason for looking so pleased with herself...
POSTED BY: 3am 20/08/09 | 02:14PM
Heidi and Spencer to divorce!
POSTED BY: 3am 02/09/09 | 04:42PM
George Clooney is very rich so perhaps he should buy his new girlfriend some nicer shoes
POSTED BY: 3am 08/09/09 | 12:24PM
Proof that Kanye West is a total dickhead
POSTED BY: 3am 10/09/09 | 03:06PM
Mildly newsworthy celebrity marriage ends. Boo hoo.
POSTED BY: 3am 17/09/09 | 03:02PM