Robert Pattinson fans are even more mental than we thought

Is Robert Pattinson hot? Yes. Is Robert Pattinson the most amazing man in the whole universe with the powers to cure cancer, bring about world peace, win at advanced sudoku and single-handedly combat climate change? No, that's Peter Andre, Son Of God. However, the mass hysteria for Robert shows no signs of letting up - this hideous shower curtain has sold out! We're a little disturbed by this, because who exactly is buying it? Teenagers don't generally have their own bathrooms (apart from in My Super Sweet Sixteen, anyway, when they sometimes have bathrooms with swimming pools in them), but surely grown women wouldn't inflict this on their husbands, housemates and (for all those crazy spinsters out there) cats?

PS. Note to anyone who has bought one of these: 1. Sorry, but you're a loser. 2. And it does not mean you've had a shower with Robert Pattinson, so stop spouting that line. It wasn't even funny the first time.