Eww, it seems the rumours Robert Pattinson stinks are true

There’s been some weird murmurings about Robert Pattinson’s bad personal hygiene hanging around him like the hum of four-day old fish carcass from the kitchen bin and horrifically, the gorgeous eye candy has just admitted they’re true.

Talking to new! magazine he confessed he rarely changes his clothes.

“These jeans are a few days old, but the top is probably fresh because it gets to the point where even I can’t stand the air around me. I don’t know, my personal hygiene – it’s so disgusting! Really it’s just that I have very few clothes that I like and I’m travelling all the time, so I can’t really get any more.”

Right. Not impressed. And you probably thought his hair was all tousled and teased expertly into his sexy bed-head style? Well you’d be wrong about that. He just doesn’t brush it.

“There’s a fascination with my hair too. It’s funny, because that’s all down to how I used to hate my dad wanting to brush my hair when I was a kid. I hated it! So it’s funny this whole thing with my hair is just from not brushing it!”

Smelly body, smelly hair. Not exactly our idea of hot totty. However in the same interview he calls the rumours he’s going out with Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart “ridiculous” and then goes on to make himself look a very unattractive prospect for prospective girlfriends.

He reckons he’s not romantic, wouldn’t have a fight over a girl because he’d be worried his face would get marked, acts instead of showing true emotions, likes to scare girls, oh yeah, and let’s not forget he stinks.

But we’re not that silly. We reckon he’s just trying to put other women off because he is actually seeing Kristen. Didn’t work Robbie, we know you’re fibbing about resembling stig of the dump with a heart of ice and you didn’t fool us!... Well that’s what we’re telling ourselves anyway… and it hadn’t actually put us off if we’re honest.

(Pic: Splash News)