Proof that Madonna's all mouth and, um, see-through trousers

That silver fox to the left of Madonna in this picture is clearly a man of taste - he looks just as dismayed with her oufit as we are. Madonna wore these bizarre sheer trousers over what look like the swimming trunks that a jolly Victorian gentleman might wear for a day trip to the seaside... except she was actually going to a Broadway show.

The whole outfit is pretty hideous (right down to the acid lining of her coat) but, on recent form, we'd be more surprised if Madonna left the house looking nice. We suppose when you've got an accessory as pretty as Jesus Luz, you don't really need to worry about your own style.

(Pic:Splash News)