Peter Andre thinks we're funny and mean. That's all we've ever wanted.

• Posted by: 3am
• 04/11/09
• 01:18 pm

We feel a little self-conscious now. Call us two-faced backstabbers, but when we write really bitchy stuff about famous people, we prefer not to think of them actually reading it. But it seems Peter Andre read this story, in which we said that he's so lonely and sexually frustrated that he's taken to serving up "virtual coffee" on Twitter - and last night, when our roving reporter collared him on the red carpet at the Christmas Carol premiere, he got quite worked up about it.

But it's not all about us. As you'll see, he also hinted that he might actually have got laid now, which is good news for him, but might mean that the virtual coffee shop goes out of business. Shame. 

(Video: Rachael Wheeler and Shaun Firkser, Daily Mirror)