Peter rules out reunion with Jordan (again)

Poor Peter Andre. All he wants to do is run his virtual coffee shop on Twitter (OK, that was a one-off... but it still makes us laugh) but he can't move for people demanding whether or not he's getting back with Jordan.

When you've got nearly 400,000 people following your tweetage, it must be hard to keep up with all the messages, and most celebs don't bother to reply... but it seems Peter's either so bored or so determined to let it be known that he's absolutely not getting back with Jordan that he's been taking the time to reply to people's incessant interrogations.

"Definately not," he hit back when one fan asked the question on everyone's lips. Jolly good, but Peter, it's D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y. Schoolboy error. Write it out twenty times until you've learned.

"Absolutely not true," he responded when another fan posed the same question. "But thanks for asking." Perfect spelling this time and polite too - he should branch out into running customer service seminars or something.

Given how tired Pete must be getting of being asked the same question ALL THE BLOODY TIME (although obviously we'd totally ask him it too), we're not surprised he ended up resorting to this:

"Junior is asking to write something before he goes school. bmml,nloi;ipikjh8i9oyighkllo99i8ikjuiiy couldn't of said it better myself..lol."

We're sorry to keep correcting you, Pete, but it's couldn't have, not couldn't of. Maybe let Junior do all the typing from now on, hmm? We're liking his flair and creativity.

But still, we're glad Pete has ruled out a reunion with Jordan, since we're pretty sure she's getting back with Alex as we speak, and three's most definitely a crowd. Plus throwing himself back into that particular situation would be far too consuming when he's got his spelling and grammar to concentrate on.

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