Hello Kitty just threw up all over possibly pregnant Paris

• Posted by: 3am
• 23/10/09
• 12:26 pm

Oh good, here's more evidence to back up the Paris Hilton pregnancy rumour we've been touting around for a few weeks now. And perhaps we can now add an "It's a girl!" angle, since we doubt a little boy would appreciate the amount of ultra-girly Hello Kitty tat Paris blagged last night.

Paris was the star guest at the birthday celebrations of the cartoon cat who, at 35, also might want to rethink her personal style - that red bow's getting a bit old now, sweetie. Naturally, Paris was dripping in cutesy Hello Kitty accessories at the do, and was wearing the kind of dress that would definitely hide a baby bump if required. We actually wouldn't be surprised if Paris gives birth to Hello Kitty herself.

We've just had a £10 bet with a colleague that Paris will announce a pregnancy by December 15th, so now it's in writing. We think she's totes carrying a pretty iced bun in her top of the range oven. They think we're a deranged fantasist. Perhaps we should make things a bit more fun, and say that we'll come to work that day dressed as Paris in full-on Hello Kitty tribute mode if we're wrong?

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