Look, it's the oldest, sluttiest first-time bride in the world

Now, we would prefix this story with the words "SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!" but we don't think it's necessary - it's a bit early in the morning for caps-lock hysteria and the thing is, if we don't show you this picture, you'll only see it on a million other sites... plus there's the fact that it could well be a massive decoy anyway.

As you can see, our shot appears to show that old ho-bag Samantha Jones wearing a white wedding dress. But does this mean she's getting married in the Sex and the City sequel? Maybe. In those shoes? Probably not. To that guy next to her? Hope not. Or is it part of a fantasy sequence? Maybe. Or have they just set it up to mess with our minds? A possibility. Do we actually know anything about this picture other than what we can see with our eyes? No. But it's fun to speculate innit.

Pic: Splash