Look! It's the invite to Simon Cowell's 50th birthday party!

• Posted by: 3am
• 07/09/09
• 03:46 pm

We know he's so vain he probably thinks this post is about him, but we still can't quite believe that Simon Cowell's bday invites are mirrored. Is it so he can stare at the person he loves most in this world while he considers who to send them to?

Almost even better is the ace showbiz envelope it came in, with the inside covered in the velvet so luxurious Elton John would be proud of the complete camposity of it all.

The par-taaaay will take place at the beginning of October and is rumoured to be costing 250 grand. Luckily for Simon, Sony BMG will be picking up the tab (cos there's no way he could afford it himself is there. Oh no... hold on...)