At last, looks like Lindsay's gonna get a career break with her sex tape

So, someone somewhere has seen Lindsay Lohan doing dirties to somebody, oh yeah and they’re trying to sell the tape of it.

Somebody else who obviously knows someone who probably knows that someone reckons: “This video file is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors.” As opposed to those that should stay out of doors?

Although, if it does get out, it could be the making of what’s left of her career, (eg Paris Hilton – One Night In), Li-Lo’s apparently “devastated”  because she wanted to clean up her act for 2010 and is particularly worried the... well, porn, might affect her documentary on child poverty in India for… the BBC.

Mmm, she may have a point there. So why not just stick to what she’s best at, partying, smoking, engaging in particular sex acts and partying? She could be top of her game.

(Pic: Splash News)