Worrying news: Lindsay's vile dad has actually said something we agree with

We hate Michael Lohan almost as much as we hate white wine hangovers, running out of teabags and the music of Joss Stone, and yet we've just found ourselves both chuckling and nodding in agreement at the latest pure evil to spill from his ever-busy mouth.

"She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old," he says in his latest intimate chat with the world's media. OK, so 100 years old is a bit of an exaggeration - she doesn't look a day over 82 to us - but we see his point. Nice thing to say about your precious daughter too, isn't it?

In other Lohan madness, it sounds like an awful lot of paperwork is about to get pushed around the family - while there's still talk of restraining orders, Michael's now saying he wants to get legal conservatorship (we learned that word off Britney Spears) to force Lindsay into rehab. He also claims that Lindsay's mum (estimated age: 300) is on board with this plan. "Dina is going to sit down with me and the lawyers and make things right for Lindsay," he claims. "She is taking Adderol, Xanax, Paxil." Hmm. We don't really know what those are but we wish they were allowed in Scrabble.

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