LINDSAY LOHAN: CAMEL TOE ALERT!

OI! LOHAN! SORT YOUR BI-KINI BOTTOMS OUT!

This photo is proof that just because you're a rich, famous, beautiful, thin starlet, you're still not immune to RLS (Real Life Syndrome.)

So while in her somewhat frazzled (by the sun, of course - why, what did you think we meant?) head, Linds probably thinks she looks like a total goddess, in Real Life, she's got a proper camel toe situation going on, pants-wise.

There's probably a lesson to be learnt about white bikinis here - we knew they went see-through (eeek!) when wet but now we know they are also a humped mammal's best buddy. Ain't that the hoof....