Lily wants us all to look at her nipples. Again.

Headlines about Lily Allen causing thrills with her lils are so downmarket, overused and obvious that they'll probably come back into fashion again soon. But seriously (ooh, Phil Collins reference - ask your dad), we swear we know Lily's boobs better than our own. Lily's latest display of crippling shyness came at the Sziget festival (can we use that one in Scrabble, please?) in Hungary last night. Knowing her, she'll probably tweet that it was a total accident, but the combination of sheer top + no bra + stage lighting is the oldest trick in the shameless publicity whore guidebook.

NB. We're not calling Lily Allen an actual whore, just a publicity whore. There's a subtle but crucial difference.