See that poor woman collapsed on the ground? It's only bloody Lily Allen

• Posted by: 3am
• 01/02/10
• 11:31 am

Next time you step over a tramp in the street, lift up their hat and check there's not a famous popstar under there. Because if there is one, you can totally take a picture and then make a lot of money out of it. Oh, and maybe help them up if you can be arsed.

Lily Allen took a tumble after performing at the Big Day Out festival in Australia. She might be drunk. She might be hot. Or she might just be tired. Sometimes we like a spontaneous lie down too, although tarmac isn't our surface of choice. We prefer sand. Or, you know, a bed. 

In case you're worried, Lily was helped up by her laughing pals (some pals, eh?) shortly after this picture was taken. Would've been a bit mean of us to show you it if she was still lying there, after all.

Pic: Big Pictures