How about people cut Kerry Katona some slack, eh? No, but really...

Cards laid down on the table time (gin rummy cards, not poker: seems a bit complicated and we fear/wish we’d be taken advantage of by unscrupulous strip poker players): it would certainly appear that Kerry Katona may have had a few issues over time with her weight, what with the lipo and then the junk food, but seriously, isn’t it time to start letting it go? Or at least show a wee bit of sensitivity (we fully appreciate our hypocrisy on general sensitivity, but embrace our hypocrisy too).

We’re referring specifically to today’s coverage having a pop at Kezza for falling “spectacularly off the diet wagon”, with accompanying evidence of her being in the vicinity of a takeaway and sipping a regular Coca-Cola.

FFS! Not a REGULAR Coca-Cola??

FFS. The indignity of a size 14 woman (disgusting huh?) to ignore the Diet option.

FFS, once again.

Staying away from the weight shitaganda, much more acceptable is ripping the stinky piss out of her for the neon tangerine/Uggs combo above.

We give celeb clemency with one hard, and bitchslap with the other. That’s just the way we roll.

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