Kerry Katona quit Fat Camp because she's going to get really, really fat over the next nine months...

There's something in the air at the moment, apart from the snow. What with KatyBrand reportedly getting up the stick and John Mayer looking to indiscriminately inpregnate British giggers, that something may very well be highly potent sperm.

And now the sexy lurgy seems to have infected Kerry Katona. Turns out that she didn't quit Fat Camp because she can't resist the lure of triple decker pie and lard sandwiches, but because she too, may be with avec sprog.

"The reason i didnt do my whole stay at fit camp, not fat camp is because we had some unexpected news.... Mark i love you!" she Tweeted yesterday, before following up about her nanny with:

"Funny!! The only one to have s strange look on her face in this house is Gemma.... wonder why! LMAO!"

Does Gemma not know how the babies are made? Or is she just picturing Kezza and Mark Croft on the job...? Oh... ah... bollocks. Now we've just pictured it. How about you?

Possibly a little too obtuse for KK, she went on to make her condition perfectly crystal and clarify that her unexpected news wasn't that her local shop hadn't run out of lager and Twiglets over her five next Tweets:

"Ok twits, i wouldnt normally come out and say this cos its dead early but all the BULLSHIT being wrote in press that i quit, im fat, im lazy" [continues]

"is CRAP! I had to leave cos i found out that i me and mark are having another baby! Yep!!! We are dead shocked but OVER THE MOON!"

FYI: KK is neither fat nor lazy. That's CRAP.

"Awww thanks guys! We are in SHOCK! But lookin forward to new baby in 2010! Please god, let it be healthy and another boy would even it out!"

"I wouldnt normally say this early on but we have had a early scan and all looks well! Im just past 7 weeks! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!"

Obviously she's very happy and very touched and that is lovely. And not purely because of the new bundle of joy set to enter her world, as shown by her latest Tweet.

"Me and mark wanna say thanks for all the congrats! Im touched to know u lot care :) does this mean i can now eat my beef curry guilt free!"

Pile on the poppadoms, Kerry. Bring on the naan. Have rice as well, because here comes a blowout.

(Pic: Splashnews.com)