No babies for Katy Brand yet, she's gone and got her period. And then some

The rash of New Year celeb pregnancies has just declined by the rate of one.

First the news of Kerry Katona being up the stick proved to be a Twitter hoax and now Katy Perry has dismissed rumours of her pregnancy with a v v v graphic cartoon. Thank God we've still got a sprogged-up Dannii to project our intermittent cluckiness upon.

Responding to fellow muso “Dr.” Lukasz Gottwald's (not her gynaecologist) Tweet that she is preggers and a “fat-so”, KP said:

"@thedoctoluke ur gonna make me cry, maybe that's my period tho. THAT'S RIGHT I'M BLEEDING. Face. Better luck next month peepz."

Lovely. We spend a sixth of the month every month forever trying to cover up the fact it feels like our internal organs are trying to crawl out of our mimsy when we’re on, but Katy is quite happy to broadcast it to her 1,624,273 followers.

Natch, a simple denial isn’t enough for her though. Katy also posted a particularly vomworthy piece of Manga to further elucidate her non-fertilised condition headlined ‘Art… speaking my language’ on Twitpic. Check it out here. It ain’t pretty though, so be warned, maj TMI (Too Much Illustration).

WHICH DIRECTION WILL THE NON-STORIES PROGRESS NOW?

(Pic:Splashnews.com)