Jude plans to propose to Sienna. No, you are not in a time machine.

• Posted by: 3am
• 12/01/10
• 12:00 am

Sienna Miller could be about to make the worst decision of her life - or, from our purely voyeuristic point of view, the best decision ever.

Yes, apparently Jude is planning to propose - just like he did five years ago before he inserted the wrong end of the Law into the nanny. If only 3am.co.uk had existed back then, we could have just copied and pasted his original proposal story into the box and gone home early.

Now, the newly-reunited couple's friends are trying to make all this sound like some kind of Sunday afternoon hangover curing rom-com where the loveable rogue finally sees the error of his ways and realises his pretty, non-threatening former flame is the one for him.

It isn't. Jude is a shaggable rogue, but not a loveable one, and we think quite a few wives and girlfriends would dispute the "non-threatening" thing when it comes to Sienna, no?

But we'll let you listen to this drivel and make up your own minds.

"Sienna was always the one. And now she is back in his life he never wants to let her go again."

"Jude was a lost soul without Sienna. They have ironed out their old differences and are ready to move on."

"Sienna's fed up of the single life and wants to be with Jude for good."

However, a source much, much closer to us - so close, it lives in our fingertips and likes to type words onto this screen - says, "Jude and Sienna have realised that they've exhausted all other avenues, have both screwed and screwed over all other options and have finally realised that they truly, truly deserve each other."

To the happy couple!

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