Jordan’s ‘cracking up’ and can’t be left alone

Poking fun at the increasingly ridiculous Jordan is one of our favourite pastimes but we’re starting to feel some pity for her now instead (which feels very wrong), especially as her friends reckon she can’t stop crying since leaving the jungle and they’re worried about leaving her alone.

The cause of her misery is Christmas apparently because the kids will be spending it with daddy Andre and as she’s just given cage-scrapping turd Alex a very public dumping, she’ll be all on her lonesome over the season of drunken, debt-ridden gluttony goodwill and jollity – although that sounds preferable to sharing her stockings with Roxy… and then having to sleep with him/her. Eww.

“She is constantly in tears and feels very isolated,” says one of the concerned pal people, who probably should have been consoling her rather than blabbing.

“She has a lot of friends but when they leave there is no one there for her. Katie feels she has nothing to look forward to. Her book tour is over, it seemed the public hated her in the jungle and now she is single.”

It does all sound a bit miserable, so, we’re keeping our fingers crossed this chink of emotion in her cold hard steel disappears and she’s back to her old self again soon. Have some plastic surgery, get married again, bring out a range of horse legwarmers - anything please. Christmas just won’t be the same without some Jordan bashing.

(Pic:Splashnews.com)