After all these years, we think we've finally sorted out Jennifer Aniston's love life

So, Jennifer Aniston is "done with celebrities", according to those ever-chatty mysterious sources in the US. This is good news for two reasons:

1. It frees 'em for us.
2. Now we can play matchmaker.

Ignoring the fact that he is, well, a celebrity, we think Jen and Simon Cowell would make the perfect couple - and just in time for Valentine's Day. Why? Because apparently Jen's been saying "she wants to be set up with "a wealthy businessman" and would like to settle down with "an older, mature man."

Simon's ten years older than Jen, he's definitely not short of a quid or several million, and he's attractive-if-you-like-that-sorta-thing, so why not? We think Jen's people should totally call Simon's people and totally arrange for them to go bowling together or something.

And then we'll claim total credit and do a reading at the wedding... possibly of this story.

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