While you were sleeping

Viva la diva! Kylie’s off to Vegas for a Showgirl residency after her shows went down a sequined treat, says sis Dannii. (Mirror)

Li-Lo’s dad is now telling the world he wants to get his daughter medical help – perhaps he should tell her first? (PerezHilton) 

Jordan’s insisting she is still with boyfriend/girlfriend, Alex/Roxanne. (Sun)

Big Brother’s over, everyone’s forgotten who was on it, so Dogface strips in the street. (Daily Mail) 

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