Anything Jordan can do... Dannii probably doesn't want to do better

Nosy fly-on-the-wall show fans (that’s us then) will be pleased to learn they’ll soon have someone else to become unhealthily obsessed with, because Dannii Minogue is said to be the next celebrity to sign up for a reality show.

The blissfully happy (can’t we just borrow her boyfriend for a little while?) mum-to-be apparently had a film crew tagging after her when she found out sexy Kris put a baby in her belly and has offered the footage up for sale.

Home of all things voyeuristic and for that reason one of our favourite channels, ITV2 is thought to have snapped up the documentary and shown her the money – quite a lot of it we imagine. Someone presumably put in charge of spilling secrets at ITV said: “Dannii has obviously seen how successful Katie Price has been with her show”.

Although, something tells us Dannii probably won’t be seen having vaginal surgery, numerous breast operations, botox, teeth-whitening or consider allowing the cameras in to film the moment she pops baby Minogue-Smith into the world. 

A person in Dannii’s camp, not so keen to spill secrets, preferring instead to prolong the suspense, said: “Discussions are ongoing.” Which we’ll take to mean, it’s happening.

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