Calvin Harris is so influential - now Cheryl has a pineapple on her head too

• Posted by: 3am
• 20/11/09
• 04:08 pm

This time last week, pineapples were just a fruit. A funny-looking fruit, yes, but still just a fruit.

Now though, thanks to Calvin Harris, they're symbols of protest. So is Cheryl Cole's decision to wear one on her head a subtle way of spreading the anti-Jedward message?

Hmm, probably not. She's probably just cold, or having a bad hair mojo day or something. But it does look like a pineapple, doesn't it?

If you don't agree, you've just wasted 30 seconds of your life reading this drivel (or a whole minute if you were on the slow readers' table at school). Sorry about that.

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