While You Were Sleeping

Cheryl Cole has taken a swipe at Simon Cowell, dismissing him as “rude” and “annoying”. She’s also responded in the positive to a suggestion she should “lamp” Cowelly. Uh-oh (Mirror.co.uk)

Katie Price has given her backing to to professional Essex-er Stacey Solomon to win X Factor. And she's given her blessing for Stace to date Pete. Did Stacey even ask for it? Anyone surprised Jords managed to shoehorn her own dramas into a completely unrelated matter? Nah, us neither (Digital Spy)

Jessica Simpson has been expanding her cultural horizons in India – by wearing a bindi and henna tattoos. You do know the tatts are applied with a magic marker and doesn’t come off, don’t you Jess? Don’t you? Only joking. By God, we’re cheeky scamp wind-up merchants, we are (thesuperficial.com)

Mel B wore a blonde wig for a night out at some bash in London. Do social issue-campaigning blondes have more fun Mel, hmmmm? (Mirror.co.uk)

(picture: Rex Features)