Brian McFadden flying back to the UK (um, hopefully not without wings)

According to reports in Australia (which we may have misread what with them being upside-down and everything), Brian McFadden is currently flying back to the UK to care for his daughters while Kerry Katona mooches around in Tenerife.

Although Brian has refused to comment (he's probably just shocked that anyone wants to speak to him after all these years of obscurity) on speculation that he wants custody of Molly, seven, and Lilly-Sue, six, it's thought that he's consulting lawyers about what to do next. "Nothing has happened yet," said an Australian source (definitely either Crocodile Dundee or Mrs Mangel). "It will all depend on what happens he gets there, mate." They didn't really say "mate" but the rest is true.