If this Beyonce story is true she is the most ridiculous human being to ever walk the earth

Oh, we do love a good diva demand rumour, and they don't get much more ludicrous than this, even if it is probably total guff... which is appropriate, since this is a story about wind.

According to some very creative newspaper reports, Beyonce demanded a wind machine during her tour party at London club Kanaloa (isn't that an STD?), because it makes her hair look all swishy and nice.

"Beyoncé arrived at about midnight with a massive entourage," says someone who might be full of hot air. "On her table, alongside huge treasure chest cocktails, she had a big industrial fan which remained just inches from her face to keep her hair blowing everywhere - just like it does in her 'Crazy in Love' video."

Fair enough. But she could save a lot of heavy lifting if she just got someone to blast a small travel hairdryer in her face wherever she goes.

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