And now, a brief message from Camilla Parker-Bowles...

Normally Camilla Parker-Bowles would have to be filmed fellating Duncan from Blue to warrant a mention on 3am.co.uk but we just couldn't resist showing you this picture. Some kind of wacky joker presented Camilla with this bag when she visited homeless charity The 999 Club in Deptford, South London earlier today - and we have to admire her for actually agreeing to be photographed with it... even if her forced smile and the position of her fingers suggest she'd rather be touching Mark Croft's dog's poo.

And that's all from our Royal Correspondent.

(Pic: Getty Images)