Whoever is making Amy smile, please stop

• Posted by: 3am
• 03/02/10
• 04:00 pm

It's not that we don’t want everyone to be happy – but, jeez, Amy Winehouse is frightening when she smiles.

Blake? Are you hiding in the background on one knee or something? Either way, we’ve never seen Amy so made up.

Talking of made up – look at the state of her face! Oh, that was smooth – we should be on the radio. Talking of radio – Amy’s got a face for it. Ok, we’ll stop now.

The colour of Amy’s skin is literally bright orange – we saw her in the flesh on Monday and, if anything, these shots are flattering. She’s caked in the stuff and it all gathers around her mouth and hairline. Ergh.

Pics: Rex Features