Take a long, hard look at Becks in his pants - he's being replaced by someone way less hot!

Way to ruin our Friday, Armani decision-makers. It's just been announced that David Beckham is no longer the face (did we say face? We meant cock) of Emporio Armani Men's Underwear - they've given the job to rubbishy old Cristiano Ronaldo instead. OK, so Ronaldo isn't ugly or anything, but he doesn't make us get electric shocks on our tongue when we lick the screen at the mere sight of his face (did we say face? We meant cock).

Starting from next spring, the Portugese poser will be the "new official worldwide testiclesmonial" (did we say testiclesmonial? We meant cock) for the label's pants and jeans. There's only one way that this can turn into good news... if it means Becks is stripped of his Armani pants completely and is thus forced to be plastered onto billboards around the world completely naked. Did we say billboards around the world? We meant our face.

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