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Focus on the drink, drop in a Robbie mention and maybe people will forget I shagged ten (ish) other women

Posted by: 3am 4 hours ago

Nah, don’t think so Marky. But 10 out of 10 for effort, or is that 15? What’s in a number anyway? Cheating, liar Mark has now revealed Ro…

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Soon, you too could look as hot as Amy Winehouse!

Posted by: 3am 5 hours ago

Anyone who’s ever wanted to emulate Amy Winehouse’s class and style… (anyone?) will be chuffed to learn that in October they&rsquo…

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Mark makes an official statement on Twitter while girls the nation over struggle to swallow their breakfast

Posted by: 3am 1 day ago

Well, there’s at least 10 girls not feeling quite as shocked as the rest of us, after Mark’s rancid confession, but hey he’s apolog…

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Cheryl could soon be worth £5 million... while Ashley continues to be worth nothing

Posted by: 3am 1 day ago

Cheryl Cole is at the centre of a bidding war - and, while we're disappointed that it's not rival men who are fight-fight-fight-fight-fighting for he…

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It's not often we report on toddlers and squirrels

Posted by: 3am 1 day ago

Men of the world, watch out - the lady in your life is gonna want you to knock her up real good tonight after she sees these pictures of Matthew McCo…

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Bus load of Z-listers + theme park + secret wine stash and fags = school trip from hell

Posted by: 3am 1 day ago

Perhaps it was something about the adrenalin rush from the rides at Thorpe Park, or being led round in organised groups by a team leader, or the coac…

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