Grrr!

Oh bugger, does this mean Kerry's doing Dancing On Ice?

Posted by: 3am 3 hours ago

Kerry Katona gets photographed several times a day. She's also all over the celeb mags every week. But recently, she hasn't been on telly all that mu…

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Look at the smuggest group of people in the world watching some sport together

Posted by: 3am 4 hours ago

Kanye West is smug because he's Kanye West. It's what he does. His new girlfriend Selita Ebanks is smug because she's frigging hot and is going out…

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Watch out Linds, poppa's coming home

Posted by: 3am 11 hours ago

Dad of the Decade Michael Lohan still ain’t getting the message it seems. And beyond blaring into his ear with a loudhailer, it doesn’t s…

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Kerry, we doubt Abbey wants your advice right now/ever/if her very spiritual wellbeing depended on it

Posted by: 3am 12 hours ago

Stop, Kerry. Just friggin’ well put a halt to this NOW before we even begin ripping the stinking, acrid piss right out of you. You are NOT an a…

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So, that solo career of Nadine's? Not going so well...

Posted by: 3am 21 hours ago

The mythical concept that is Nadine Coyle's solo career has suffered another setback - her favourite songwriter just isn't interested. Nadine (who'…

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Oh come on Makosi, we all know you want naked jacuzziness with Anthony really...

Posted by: 3am 1 day ago

We're bloody loving Ultimate Big Brother and think we might cry when it ends - that's if Makosi hasn't used our allocation of tears as she insists, o…

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