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Jordan is said to be worth around £40 million. Can you point us the direction of the nearest plastic surgeon please?

Jordan and Peter Andre's very public split in April 2009 promoted a media frenzy and a series of photos of Jordan with her bits out in Ibiza.

Before she became Mrs Andre, Jordan dated such hunks as Dane Bowers and Wolf from Gladiators. Oh, ok, Hunter then. Whatever.

Jordan ran as a candidate for Stretford and Urmston in the 2001 British General Election, promising free breast implants, a ban on parking tickets and more nudist beaches. Strangely, her bid to enter Parliament was unsuccessful. Well, that time anyway... *shudder*