Happy birthday Danyl! We got you a poem. It doesn't come with a receipt so you can't do swapsies
POSTED BY: 3am 17/06/10 | 12:45PM
Boy what never did nothing after X Factor now to be the boy that never grew up
POSTED BY: 3am 03/06/10 | 10:38AM
We're loving the pussy today
POSTED BY: 3am 22/03/10 | 05:26PM
Danyl Johnson dressed as a cat has just unleashed sexual fantasies we never knew we had
POSTED BY: 3am 22/03/10 | 12:32PM
Here are a selection of celebs who you lot think Cheryl should get with next (by the way, you're ridiculous... but we love you)
POSTED BY: 3am 24/02/10 | 02:02PM
Why don't any famous people send us filth?
POSTED BY: 3am 12/02/10 | 09:04AM
Culturally-sensitive Jedward ponder willy exposure
POSTED BY: 3am 05/02/10 | 03:49PM
We're roping in X Factor hunks of burning love Danyl, Olly and Jamie to solve your romantic dilemmas
POSTED BY: 3am 04/02/10 | 06:25PM