In case anyone is unsure, Jordan wants to clear a few things up
POSTED BY: 3am 25/08/10 | 09:15AM
Despite Alex being a moral leader, giraffes still hate him
POSTED BY: 3am 24/08/10 | 12:00AM
What’s another word for hypocrite that Jordan might understand?
POSTED BY: 3am 16/08/10 | 06:07PM
Alex doesn’t fancy finding God and getting spray tanned by a WAG again
POSTED BY: 3am 16/08/10 | 09:45AM
Don’t panic, don’t panic – this is not a Jordan sex tape
POSTED BY: 3am 13/08/10 | 05:13PM
Oh Christ, Jordan wants to get her norks out when she’s 50
POSTED BY: 3am 13/08/10 | 09:07AM
Another reason to dislike Jordan? OK!
POSTED BY: 3am 12/08/10 | 04:34PM
Ooh, how did Alex Reid get this black eye? And why is Jordan wearing sunglasses?
POSTED BY: 3am 10/08/10 | 04:05PM